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m 100% AMERICAN
1% of Americans read the bible more than once a day.
2% of Americans are at their best after midnight.
3% of Americans think Elvis Presly was history's most exciting figure.
4% of American households contains six people or more.
5% of Americans go to McDonalds each day.
6% of American workers walk to work.
7% of American teenage girls own golf clubs.
8% of Americans, if they had the ability, desire to make an Evil Knievel
type jump on a motorcycle.
9% of American adults sleep nine or more hours a night.
10% of American truck drivers are women.
11% of Americans speak a langauage other than English at home.
12% of American adults have 17 or more dental fillings.
13% of America's endangered species are a type of clam.
14% of Americans snack all day.
15% of American married men say they do most of the cooking in the
household.
16% of America is Alaska.
17% of Americans have consumed beer in the last 24 hours.
18% of Americans are under weight.
19% of American wives, who vary locations to make sex more interesting,
choose the outdoors.
20% of Americans would rather have a tooth pulled than take a car in for
Repairs.
21% of American families own U.S. Savings Bonds.
22% of American potatoes are french fried.
23% of Americans own a cat.
24% of Americans always feel rushed to do things.
25% of American banana eaters eat less than one quarter of a banana at
each setting.
26% of American wastepaper is recovered and reused.
27% of American women think they would do better than average in a fist
fight.
28% of Americans think that their jobs are very exciting.
29% of America is forest land.
30% of Americans smoke cigarettes.
31% of American women think the man should pay for every date.
32% of Americans like to take a chance.
33% of Americans would have little or no interest in being transported
100 years into the future.
34% of Americans have gone to the movies in the last month.
35% of Americans go out for dinner once in an average week.
36% of American women executives say that wearing perfume helps a
women's career.
37% of American households have vegetable gardens.
38% of Americans dislike rock music.
39% of American households own a dog.
40% of Americans, if they had the ability, would like to try arguing a
case before the Supreme Court.
41% of Americans believe its important to be well dressed at all times.
42% of Americans cannot name a country near the Pacific Ocean.
43% of Americans think they exercise enough.
44% of Americans live in states with a population of more than 10 million.
45% of Americans live within 15 minutes of their best friends.
46% of Americans say T.V. news portrays politicians too favorably.
47% of American women think a man reached his prime in his thirties.
48% of Americans often eat tomatoes.
49% of Americans want to live to be 100.
50% of American men are less 5' 9" tall.
51% of Americans often drink coffee.
52% of American workers live within 20 minutes of work.
53% of American companies have a woman on their board of directors.
54% of Americans think mowing the lawn is risky.
55% of Americans, even if they had the ability, would have little or no
interest in racing a car in the Indy 500.
56% of Americans are at their best in the morning.
57% of American cheese is American cheese.
58% of Americans like stuffed peppers.
59% of Americans think the Universe is remaining the same size.
60% of Americans do not spend a lot of time on their personal appearance.
61% of Americans read the newspaper daily.
63% of Americans believe in life after death.
64% of Americans live in the same state where they were born.
65% of Americans make a real effort to eat vegetables such as brussel
sprouts and cauliflower.
66% of American men believe in love at first sight.
67% of Americans believe files are being kept on them for unknown
reasons.
68% of Americans do not like others to notice and comment on their
appearance.
69% of Americans believe in getting as much fun out of life as possible.
70% of Americans own running shoes, but don't run.
71% of American men think women should call men for dates.
72% of American adults would choose their inlaws for friends even if
they weren't related.
73% of Americans have had a headache in the last year.
74% of Americans say that, if they had their life to live over again,
they would continue their formal education.
75% of Americans, if given enough money to live comfortably for their
the rest of their lives, would still keep working.
76% of American owners of small businesses do not have a college degree.
77% of Americans have never wanted to hold a position in government.
78% of Americans often eat potatoes.
79% of American fathers are in the delivery room when their children
are born.
80% of American dog owners give their pets table scraps.
81% of American widowed, divorced, or separated women think that marriage
is a commitment for life.
82% of American entertainment celebrities watch their own performance on
film or T.V.
83% of American companies have fewer than 20 employees.
84% of Americans believe Heaven exists.
85% of Americans did not see Halley's comet.
86% of American men use deoderant.
87% of Americans prefer not to work around people who don't use deoderant.
88% of American women say that, if they could afford it, they would rather
stay home with their children.
89% of American grocery stores sell motor oil.
90% of Americans think driving a car is risky.
91% of married Americans think that playing a musical instrument is
something you'll always be glad you learned.
92% of American households have telephone service.
93% of American transportation toys cannot be ridden on.
94% of American men would change something about their looks if they
could.
95% of American peanut-eaters, eat at least nine at a sitting.
96% of American school children can identify Ronald McDonald (who is
second only to Santa Claus).
97% of Americans think their spouses are honest with them about
everything important most or all of the time.
98% of American households have at least one television.
99% of American women would change something about their looks if they
could.
100% of Americans are, if nothing else, Americans.
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